Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Raha (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Tabu (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 6, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Shani (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Aziza (Guest) on December 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Khadija (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Rukia (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Juma (Guest) on October 24, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Husna (Guest) on October 22, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Farida (Guest) on October 9, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 9, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 28, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Nyota (Guest) on September 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2016
๐ That punchline!
Salma (Guest) on July 14, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on July 14, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Baraka (Guest) on May 21, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2016
๐ Perfect joke!
Kahina (Guest) on May 21, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐