What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Rubea (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Zakia (Guest) on November 21, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Yusuf (Guest) on November 19, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 12, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 9, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Hawa (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nyota (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Rubea (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 16, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 11, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Biashara (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Shamim (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 22, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 4, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Shabani (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on August 24, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Khadija (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 7, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Warda (Guest) on August 4, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Aziza (Guest) on July 22, 2016

😄 You got me!

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Aziza (Guest) on June 24, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Hekima (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Athumani (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 18, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 9, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 1, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 28, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Neema (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

John Lissu (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 25, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 9, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️