What do witches order at hotels?

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 5, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 26, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 22, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nuru (Guest) on March 17, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Yusra (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on February 25, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Selemani (Guest) on February 19, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nasra (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 6, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Warda (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 17, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khatib (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Baridi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 2, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nyota (Guest) on October 28, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Bahati (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Maulid (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nassar (Guest) on August 14, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Yahya (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mazrui (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Chiku (Guest) on June 7, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Fadhila (Guest) on April 18, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Tabu (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hekima (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️