Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Abdillah (Guest) on March 6, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Amina (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Hawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 29, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 25, 2016
๐ So funny!
Azima (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Baraka (Guest) on December 22, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on December 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Zainab (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Nasra (Guest) on October 25, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 21, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Baridi (Guest) on October 19, 2016
๐ That punchline!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Nuru (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 6, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Baraka (Guest) on October 4, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Chiku (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 6, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on August 6, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Azima (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mhina (Guest) on May 30, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
David Chacha (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Nassor (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Nchi (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Salum (Guest) on March 18, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ