What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Sofia (Guest) on June 2, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Kazija (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Latifa (Guest) on May 16, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 8, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Azima (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Makame (Guest) on April 17, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Omar (Guest) on March 22, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Zakaria (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 28, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Warda (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 20, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Abubakar (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nassar (Guest) on January 15, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 8, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Kassim (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

James Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 6, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 25, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Chum (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 28, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Sekela (Guest) on August 20, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Fadhila (Guest) on August 11, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 29, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 2, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mazrui (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Hashim (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Husna (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 16, 2016

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