Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" 🦆🤡
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The 🦆 and 🤡 emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Ahmed (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 7, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Selemani (Guest) on February 18, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Sofia (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 31, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Farida (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Sumaya (Guest) on January 28, 2017
😂 So funny!
Habiba (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Abdillah (Guest) on January 21, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 18, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Zulekha (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Hassan (Guest) on January 11, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 6, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Sharifa (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 30, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Sarafina (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Khamis (Guest) on December 21, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Abdillah (Guest) on December 19, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Hassan (Guest) on December 9, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 15, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Shukuru (Guest) on November 14, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Biashara (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Saidi (Guest) on August 6, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 27, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 25, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 9, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mgeni (Guest) on July 4, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Halima (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Leila (Guest) on June 27, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Tambwe (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Shabani (Guest) on June 12, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Tabu (Guest) on May 22, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Zulekha (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
John Malisa (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋