Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji π adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Abubakar (Guest) on December 30, 2016
π Bookmarking this!
Rahma (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Shabani (Guest) on December 11, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Umi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Hassan (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 26, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Amir (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Zakia (Guest) on November 14, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Mjaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Rashid (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Bahati (Guest) on September 8, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2016
π Too good!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Halimah (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Khadija (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Abubakar (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Majid (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Sharifa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Sultan (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Sofia (Guest) on April 6, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Shukuru (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Yusra (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π