What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Safiya (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 8, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Husna (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 27, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 20, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Sofia (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Tambwe (Guest) on November 3, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shani (Guest) on October 18, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Mustafa (Guest) on October 7, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 3, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Shukuru (Guest) on September 28, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Ali (Guest) on September 23, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rukia (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

John Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Juma (Guest) on July 13, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 10, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 11, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Tabu (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Salima (Guest) on May 28, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 16, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 15, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 29, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 15, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 25, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nuru (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Chiku (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜