How does the Easter Bunny travel?

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 9, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Zawadi (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 30, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 17, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 29, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Maulid (Guest) on November 16, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rukia (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Abdullah (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Abdullah (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Wande (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Yahya (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 4, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Safiya (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwanais (Guest) on September 15, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mhina (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mohamed (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Furaha (Guest) on August 19, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 29, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nuru (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khalifa (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

George Mallya (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 1, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jamila (Guest) on June 17, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

John Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 24, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Leila (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Majid (Guest) on May 4, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 27, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ndoto (Guest) on April 13, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Bahati (Guest) on April 7, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️