The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Attention, laughter enthusiasts and giggle seekers! Are you tired of the same old boring punchlines and lackluster jokes? Well, worry no more, because we've got just the ticket to tickle your funny bone! Welcome to the Joke Factory, where laughter is our bread and butter and chuckles are always in abundance!
The Punny Professor:
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! If you're a fan of clever wordplay, this joke is sure to add a spring to your step and a smile to your face. After all, who doesn't love a good pun? Don't worry, it's not calculus!
The Quizzical Chicken:
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! Who knew poultry could have such rhythm? This joke will make you cluck with laughter and ponder the musical talents of our feathered friends.
The Mischievous Dentist:
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Brace yourself for this dental-themed gem that will have you grinning from ear to ear. It's bone-afide comedy gold.
The Fishy Tale:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dive into hilarity with this fishy one-liner that's sure to have you hooked. Just remember to laugh, even if you don't get it right away. It's all part of the fun!
The Sneaky Banana:
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well! This fruity joke is a healthy dose of hilarity that will appeal to everyone, from fruit lovers to banana skeptics. Don't slip up and miss the punchline!
The Puzzling Penguin:
Why don't penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice! It's time to waddle your way into uncontrollable laughter with this icy joke. Penguins may be flightless, but their humor is sky-high!
The Outrageous Astronaut:
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? To reach the star! Blast off into laughter with this cosmic joke that's truly out of this world. Who knew space exploration could be so funny? Houston, we have hilarity!
The Crafty Tomato:
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Get ready for a juicy punchline that will leave you ripe with laughter. Tomatoes might be a staple in your salad, but they've also got a knack for comedy.
The Playful Ghost:
Why did the ghost become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to boo the audience! Get ready for some supernatural snickers with this spooky joke. Who said ghosts can't have a sense of humor? Don't be scared, it's all in good fun!
The Silly Elephant:
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk! Wrap up your laughter marathon with this elephant-sized joke that's guaranteed to make you trumpeting with joy. Remember, laughter is the best safari!
There you have it, folks! The Joke Factory's top 10 rib-tickling gems for nonstop laughter. Whether you're a fan of puns, one-liners, or silly scenarios, these jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and leave your sides aching from laughter. So, what are you waiting for? Let the comedy commence and the giggles roll!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Nassor (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Kazija (Guest) on January 8, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
John Lissu (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 19, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Amir (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 27, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 30, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 18, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Amir (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Khadija (Guest) on October 11, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 10, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
James Kimani (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 6, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 27, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mazrui (Guest) on September 20, 2016
😂 So funny!
Rubea (Guest) on September 20, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Muslima (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Shukuru (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nashon (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 26, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Shamsa (Guest) on August 3, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 27, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
Biashara (Guest) on July 23, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Omari (Guest) on June 25, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Maimuna (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Zakaria (Guest) on May 29, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 20, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 16, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 8, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 6, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Raha (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄