Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rahim (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Fadhili (Guest) on February 15, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 2, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nuru (Guest) on December 16, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 24, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 21, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 7, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nashon (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

John Lissu (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 13, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rahma (Guest) on September 8, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nchi (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kassim (Guest) on August 30, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Shamsa (Guest) on August 29, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mohamed (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 20, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Yahya (Guest) on August 15, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mazrui (Guest) on July 2, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Zawadi (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Nasra (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Kiza (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 3, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Salima (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Halimah (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

John Malisa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Abubakari (Guest) on March 31, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️