Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Rahim (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Fadhili (Guest) on February 15, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 2, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Fadhili (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Nuru (Guest) on December 16, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 24, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 21, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 7, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Nashon (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
John Lissu (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 13, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Rahma (Guest) on September 8, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nchi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Kassim (Guest) on August 30, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Shamsa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mohamed (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Yahya (Guest) on August 15, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Mazrui (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Zawadi (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Nasra (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Kiza (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Salima (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Halimah (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
John Malisa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Abubakari (Guest) on March 31, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️