Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-🎵hakin' it off! 🌳🎶
Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! 💃🌳🎉
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Daudi (Guest) on January 8, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Shani (Guest) on January 5, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Omar (Guest) on January 2, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mchuma (Guest) on December 21, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mohamed (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Sultan (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Latifa (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
John Malisa (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 27, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Kiza (Guest) on November 27, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Arifa (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
James Malima (Guest) on November 18, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Khadija (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Asha (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Habiba (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 13, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
John Malisa (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Abubakari (Guest) on September 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Hawa (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Yahya (Guest) on September 18, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Maimuna (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Maimuna (Guest) on May 31, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Abdillah (Guest) on May 24, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Saidi (Guest) on May 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Abdullah (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 3, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mhina (Guest) on March 15, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Baraka (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mjaka (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿