Short Answer: Because they taste funny! ๐คก๐ด
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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