Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! 🐘🚦🐔
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? 🤷♂️😄
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Tabu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Abdullah (Guest) on January 25, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Maneno (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Wande (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 2, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 20, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 25, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 18, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Nashon (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Nyota (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Leila (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Zawadi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 31, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Jafari (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2017
😂 So funny!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Halima (Guest) on April 17, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rahim (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Rubea (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nyota (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️