Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Fatuma (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Latifa (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2017
๐ You got me!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 2, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Sekela (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Zakia (Guest) on August 27, 2017
๐ So funny!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Kazija (Guest) on July 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Kheri (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Jamila (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 28, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Juma (Guest) on May 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 5, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ