Ndoto (Guest) on January 28, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Aziza (Guest) on January 16, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Salima (Guest) on January 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nasra (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 19, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

John Malisa (Guest) on December 13, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Baridi (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 24, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 3, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Rabia (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 18, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Kazija (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 7, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Saidi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 13, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

David Chacha (Guest) on September 13, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Bakari (Guest) on July 28, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sharifa (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

James Kimani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 21, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mashaka (Guest) on June 21, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mchawi (Guest) on June 14, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Zakia (Guest) on June 13, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Zainab (Guest) on May 20, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Selemani (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Khamis (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Juma (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Furaha (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Yusuf (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kassim (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋