The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" ๐บ๐
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ๐๐ถ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 24, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nassor (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Yusuf (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
John Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nchi (Guest) on October 10, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Kiza (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 16, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Shani (Guest) on September 8, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2017
๐ Too good!
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Salma (Guest) on August 14, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mohamed (Guest) on August 8, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 23, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Omar (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Bahati (Guest) on May 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Athumani (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐