A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! 🤝🧱
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! 🎉🏘️
Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mchuma (Guest) on January 26, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 24, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 19, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 19, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Rahma (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 13, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Zakaria (Guest) on January 6, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 30, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Umi (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Selemani (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Khamis (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Salum (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Sekela (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Jamila (Guest) on September 26, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Ali (Guest) on September 19, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Warda (Guest) on August 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2017
😄 Too good!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 1, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 29, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 8, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Latifa (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Abubakari (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mzee (Guest) on April 2, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Fadhili (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 24, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Zakia (Guest) on March 17, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Yusra (Guest) on February 26, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!