Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! π¦
Explanation: The humorous answer suggests that you can always find a peacock in a fashion show because peacocks are known for their vibrant and showy feathers. The use of the term "feather-brained" adds a playful touch, implying that the peacock's focus is solely on displaying its beautiful plumage. The emoji π¦ further emphasizes the presence of the peacock, adding a quirky element to the answer.
Biashara (Guest) on February 14, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Jaffar (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Khatib (Guest) on February 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Muslima (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 18, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 12, 2018
π Canβt stop laughing!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 25, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2017
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Chum (Guest) on December 19, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Leila (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Salima (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 9, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on November 5, 2017
π This is a keeper!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Bahati (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on October 13, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Nasra (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
John Lissu (Guest) on August 16, 2017
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 8, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Rahim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Abubakar (Guest) on July 27, 2017
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 25, 2017
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Rabia (Guest) on June 19, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 15, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Mazrui (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 18, 2017
π Instant mood boost!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Omar (Guest) on April 4, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 20, 2017
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Yusra (Guest) on March 18, 2017
π Can't stop laughing!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦