Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ππ¦·
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Faiza (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Azima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
Asha (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Rabia (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Shani (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
π I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 5, 2017
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Halimah (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Binti (Guest) on October 23, 2017
π This is pure brilliance!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Salma (Guest) on October 15, 2017
π€£ This one got me good!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Sofia (Guest) on September 22, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Amina (Guest) on August 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 27, 2017
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 21, 2017
π You got me good!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Bahati (Guest) on June 17, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Farida (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
John Malisa (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Selemani (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 10, 2017
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Salima (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Kassim (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Amir (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 16, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ