Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Wande (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mariam (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 31, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mustafa (Guest) on December 22, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rubea (Guest) on December 4, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 2, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Salima (Guest) on October 26, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zainab (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Amir (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 9, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 27, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 12, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 8, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mgeni (Guest) on August 31, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Malisa (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Zakia (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 12, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Zubeida (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Umi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Zubeida (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 13, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Muslima (Guest) on June 18, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zakia (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Abdullah (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Jaffar (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 17, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jamal (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Zuhura (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Kiza (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mustafa (Guest) on April 14, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 4, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 5, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Yusra (Guest) on February 17, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️