Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 25, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 13, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Selemani (Guest) on October 19, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nassar (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kahina (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Issa (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 26, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Omar (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 8, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Tambwe (Guest) on July 1, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shabani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Sharifa (Guest) on June 14, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 29, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Khadija (Guest) on May 18, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Asha (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Daudi (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on April 20, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Josephine (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Zulekha (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Hekima (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 28, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 28, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Latifa (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nashon (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏