Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanation:
Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛♂️🥳🍎
Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 15, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Nchi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Zakia (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Mzee (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Leila (Guest) on August 29, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Tambwe (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Latifa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Kazija (Guest) on July 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Fikiri (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
George Tenga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Zainab (Guest) on May 12, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Faiza (Guest) on April 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Baridi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 19, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 19, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Jabir (Guest) on February 26, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Issa (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 21, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂