A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Omari (Guest) on March 8, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Selemani (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Farida (Guest) on February 25, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
George Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 2, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Farida (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on January 24, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Binti (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
John Kamande (Guest) on November 15, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 11, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 3, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Omari (Guest) on October 4, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Hamida (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Zakaria (Guest) on August 4, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Hamida (Guest) on July 30, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 29, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Sumaya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
David Chacha (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Mjaka (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Amina (Guest) on May 27, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Kamande (Guest) on May 2, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mchuma (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Shamim (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 16, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Shamsa (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Khatib (Guest) on March 20, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nassar (Guest) on February 15, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢