Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 27, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 15, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Zulekha (Guest) on April 3, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Sofia (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 23, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 1, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Farida (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 24, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Biashara (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Azima (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Sofia (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Josephine (Guest) on November 18, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 10, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 15, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Leila (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Maida (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Wande (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Amina (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwanais (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Khamis (Guest) on August 10, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Issa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Rabia (Guest) on July 22, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Tambwe (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Halima (Guest) on July 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Bahati (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Abdullah (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Zainab (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mustafa (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Hashim (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔