Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Raha (Guest) on April 10, 2018
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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 7, 2018
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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 6, 2018
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Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Tabu (Guest) on March 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 5, 2018
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Hamida (Guest) on February 27, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2017
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Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on November 9, 2017
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Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2017
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Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2017
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Yusra (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2017
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Mtumwa (Guest) on August 17, 2017
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Bahati (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 18, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 11, 2017
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Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 29, 2017
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Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2017
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Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ