๐๐ They both have trunks! ๐๐
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. ๐คฉ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 24, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 15, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Mzee (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 1, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 1, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Chum (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 2, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Makame (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Sarafina (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 10, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 7, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
Farida (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Kazija (Guest) on June 27, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Mhina (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on June 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Chum (Guest) on June 5, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Nahida (Guest) on March 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Omari (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 24, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Kiza (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Mohamed (Guest) on February 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐