What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 15, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Majid (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rahim (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Salima (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Habiba (Guest) on October 20, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Fadhila (Guest) on September 15, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Masika (Guest) on July 31, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 28, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Husna (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on June 10, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Maida (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 29, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 27, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mohamed (Guest) on April 23, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Amir (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Bakari (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
John Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Omar (Guest) on March 26, 2017
๐ You got me!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Chiku (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 6, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Habiba (Guest) on March 1, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Ali (Guest) on January 22, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต