What dies but never lives?

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 15, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Majid (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 2, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rahim (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Salima (Guest) on October 24, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Habiba (Guest) on October 20, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Fadhila (Guest) on September 15, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on August 1, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Masika (Guest) on July 31, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 28, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zuhura (Guest) on July 28, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 18, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Husna (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Khadija (Guest) on June 10, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Maida (Guest) on June 6, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Azima (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 29, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 29, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 27, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mohamed (Guest) on April 23, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Amir (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Bakari (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

John Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 8, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Omar (Guest) on March 26, 2017

😄 You got me!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Chiku (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 6, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Amina (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Habiba (Guest) on March 1, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

James Mduma (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Ali (Guest) on January 22, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵