Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Kassim (Guest) on February 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 11, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
John Lissu (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Daudi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Shani (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 31, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 26, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Nassor (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 13, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Biashara (Guest) on December 12, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Yusra (Guest) on December 8, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Nyota (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mgeni (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Hekima (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Maneno (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 16, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on August 14, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 14, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 13, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Baraka (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on July 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 22, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
James Malima (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 8, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 3, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 2, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 4, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต