Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Kazija (Guest) on November 16, 2017
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on November 15, 2017
π Canβt stop laughing!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Nchi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Khamis (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Zakia (Guest) on September 7, 2017
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Majid (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Khadija (Guest) on August 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
George Tenga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 27, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Abubakar (Guest) on June 30, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2017
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Mohamed (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017
π Rolling on the floor!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2017
π Iβm dying over here!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Zainab (Guest) on May 13, 2017
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 25, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Binti (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 20, 2017
π€£ This joke is too good!
Kheri (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Chiku (Guest) on February 21, 2017
π Iβm dying!
Kheri (Guest) on February 17, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Shabani (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ