Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Kazija (Guest) on November 16, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on November 15, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Nchi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Khamis (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on September 7, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Majid (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Khadija (Guest) on August 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
George Tenga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 27, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Abubakar (Guest) on June 30, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Mohamed (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2017
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Zainab (Guest) on May 13, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 25, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 20, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Kheri (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 26, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Chiku (Guest) on February 21, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Kheri (Guest) on February 17, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ