Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! 🦃⚾️
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🤣
Shamsa (Guest) on August 30, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Kiza (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Nashon (Guest) on August 17, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Maulid (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
James Mduma (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Biashara (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Nuru (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 24, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
John Kamande (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Hassan (Guest) on May 18, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Latifa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Josephine (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Salima (Guest) on March 1, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Rashid (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 8, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2017
😄 Too good!
Faiza (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Salima (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 7, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨