Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Chum (Guest) on January 26, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Latifa (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Rehema (Guest) on December 25, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Rabia (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Masika (Guest) on October 16, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Saidi (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Yusuf (Guest) on September 21, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Kazija (Guest) on September 4, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Azima (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Sharifa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Fatuma (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Zainab (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Omari (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Ndoto (Guest) on June 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 27, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Faiza (Guest) on May 13, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Athumani (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Amir (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Umi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Maneno (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 16, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 31, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Khamis (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥