John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jamal (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nassar (Guest) on November 12, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 6, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nasra (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 25, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nyota (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Selemani (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Shani (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Sarafina (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Ahmed (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 10, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 8, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Yusra (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 2, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Fatuma (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 26, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Wande (Guest) on July 25, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Nahida (Guest) on July 20, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Selemani (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 5, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 30, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Salima (Guest) on June 24, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Wande (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Zakia (Guest) on April 29, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Kassim (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Tabu (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mariam (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 31, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Majid (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Ali (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Baraka (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 2, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jafari (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Binti (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rahma (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Sumaya (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵