Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 9, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 31, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Azima (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Bakari (Guest) on March 15, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 6, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Binti (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 3, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 23, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 30, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Jamila (Guest) on December 14, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 30, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 5, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwanais (Guest) on October 30, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Maulid (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kazija (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 9, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 8, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 1, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Binti (Guest) on August 24, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Selemani (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 7, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Bahati (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 6, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Chum (Guest) on July 3, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mustafa (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Omar (Guest) on April 24, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Saidi (Guest) on April 14, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

John Lissu (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 1, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 27, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 22, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂