Why did the elephant cross the road?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 8, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Nyota (Guest) on February 23, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on February 20, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Aziza (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 10, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mariam (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

James Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Omar (Guest) on January 4, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 20, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mazrui (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Bahati (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 28, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Josephine (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Tabu (Guest) on October 21, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 29, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Maneno (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Safiya (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mhina (Guest) on July 15, 2018

😄 You got me!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mariam (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Abdullah (Guest) on June 4, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 2, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kahina (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Maneno (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Fadhili (Guest) on April 3, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Majid (Guest) on March 25, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆