Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 30, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

George Tenga (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Azima (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Husna (Guest) on December 31, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Athumani (Guest) on December 26, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

John Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 6, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nyota (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 13, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 2, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Aziza (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Neema (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sekela (Guest) on August 5, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 26, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Farida (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

James Kimani (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Fadhili (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Jamal (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Umi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Nassar (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mjaka (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 23, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Shabani (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Halimah (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Bakari (Guest) on March 22, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Abubakar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 22, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on February 19, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rahma (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mariam (Guest) on January 21, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️