A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Yusra (Guest) on December 6, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 6, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Zainab (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Nuru (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Maida (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 13, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 28, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Makame (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 26, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Sumaya (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 2, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 23, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 22, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Leila (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Hawa (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 25, 2018
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Majid (Guest) on April 16, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 3, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Sofia (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 12, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 7, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐