Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ๐๐ป
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 7, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 30, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Ndoto (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 8, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on September 18, 2018
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Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2018
๐ That punchline!
Fatuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nahida (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Halimah (Guest) on July 10, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Azima (Guest) on June 23, 2018
๐ I needed that!
Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Rashid (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Sofia (Guest) on April 12, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Juma (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Abdillah (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 19, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Khadija (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on January 31, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Maida (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Maida (Guest) on December 19, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!