What has four wheels and flies?

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 13, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 10, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Yahya (Guest) on November 3, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

James Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 17, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Khalifa (Guest) on September 24, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 20, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mhina (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 11, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Shabani (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 27, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 25, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 30, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mohamed (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

John Mushi (Guest) on June 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Nasra (Guest) on May 22, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Makame (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 16, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Selemani (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Abdillah (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Halima (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 20, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hawa (Guest) on January 3, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Latifa (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 25, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 3, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!