Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nchi (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rubea (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Azima (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 12, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rabia (Guest) on October 22, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Issa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mchawi (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Biashara (Guest) on October 3, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nuru (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 14, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 28, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 22, 2018

😄 Too good!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Fadhili (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 27, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Maulid (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Khadija (Guest) on April 11, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 18, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 11, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Jaffar (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Kazija (Guest) on February 26, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡