A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Azima (Guest) on April 5, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Biashara (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Azima (Guest) on March 19, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 8, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Khalifa (Guest) on March 4, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 23, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 23, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Fadhila (Guest) on January 19, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 27, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 1, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Khadija (Guest) on November 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Fadhila (Guest) on November 2, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 28, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
James Malima (Guest) on September 12, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mwanais (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Hekima (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sofia (Guest) on August 15, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Shamsa (Guest) on August 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 30, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 8, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 6, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 24, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 17, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 16, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
James Kimani (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣