A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! π¦π
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Wande (Guest) on January 10, 2019
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Athumani (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Furaha (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mhina (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 5, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2018
π Nailed it!
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Zubeida (Guest) on November 23, 2018
π This is too funny!
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Muslima (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on October 27, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 25, 2018
π Best laugh of the day!
Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018
π This just made my day!
Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Husna (Guest) on September 22, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Habiba (Guest) on September 12, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Leila (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 19, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Leila (Guest) on August 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 9, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Yusra (Guest) on July 7, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
John Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Omar (Guest) on June 15, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2018
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 24, 2018
π This is gold!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 7, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2018
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Baraka (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€