Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇♀️
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖
Zakia (Guest) on November 17, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Faiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Tambwe (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Amina (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Zakaria (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nashon (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 11, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Ndoto (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 16, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 14, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 12, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
George Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Shukuru (Guest) on March 30, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 29, 2018
😅 I needed that!
Mgeni (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
James Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Nashon (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Sarafina (Guest) on January 20, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Khadija (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 25, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤