What do you give a sick lemon?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

John Malisa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 4, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Khalifa (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

David Chacha (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

James Kimani (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Arifa (Guest) on January 23, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Maimuna (Guest) on January 17, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Umi (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

James Mduma (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Muslima (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mchawi (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 1, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Amani (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Maneno (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 5, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Hashim (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Issack (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Shukuru (Guest) on September 11, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sharifa (Guest) on September 8, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Asha (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Maimuna (Guest) on August 21, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Nyota (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zawadi (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kazija (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 4, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚