What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Omar (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Azima (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Biashara (Guest) on July 20, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Yusuf (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Issack (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Kazija (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jafari (Guest) on June 22, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Omari (Guest) on April 25, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 18, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Salima (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 7, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nashon (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on March 11, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mchuma (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

George Tenga (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Khalifa (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Jamila (Guest) on January 1, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rahma (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 2, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mashaka (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 13, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!