What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Ali (Guest) on February 24, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Farida (Guest) on February 24, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 23, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 16, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Abubakari (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sultan (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Rahim (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Omar (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rukia (Guest) on November 2, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Nuru (Guest) on November 2, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 1, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Chiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Nyota (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 29, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 20, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 8, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Binti (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Halimah (Guest) on September 1, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Khalifa (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jafari (Guest) on August 17, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 16, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 23, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 11, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 2, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 1, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Nashon (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sumaya (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Nashon (Guest) on May 23, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Husna (Guest) on May 20, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Amina (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 25, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Makame (Guest) on March 25, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Zawadi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Josephine (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Saidi (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎