What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Jafari (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 17, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Rabia (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 26, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Aziza (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Ali (Guest) on November 15, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on October 22, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 13, 2018
๐ I needed that laugh!
Abubakar (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 29, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Hawa (Guest) on September 26, 2018
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 17, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on August 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Sekela (Guest) on July 22, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Kahina (Guest) on July 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 20, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Yahya (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on May 23, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Hashim (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 13, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 12, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 12, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Ali (Guest) on April 25, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Warda (Guest) on April 13, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 23, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Umi (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on March 2, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mzee (Guest) on January 31, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on January 8, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 25, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ