Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the 😄 emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Rukia (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 13, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
George Mallya (Guest) on October 16, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Fikiri (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Hassan (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 31, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Ali (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Habiba (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 1, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Biashara (Guest) on May 29, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Masika (Guest) on May 12, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Yusuf (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Asha (Guest) on April 9, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Amina (Guest) on March 2, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nassor (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
John Lissu (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 6, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Hassan (Guest) on December 25, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Shabani (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Abdullah (Guest) on November 15, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧