What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Shamsa (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Chiku (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Issa (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on January 14, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Juma (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kiza (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 20, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

George Tenga (Guest) on December 10, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 30, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ndoto (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Masika (Guest) on October 22, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 10, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Chiku (Guest) on September 29, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Yusuf (Guest) on September 16, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Sharifa (Guest) on September 9, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zakia (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 12, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 12, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 26, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Kheri (Guest) on July 19, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Arifa (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Josephine (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hekima (Guest) on May 29, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 21, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on May 7, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Baridi (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂