Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 30, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Mazrui (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mohamed (Guest) on November 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Habiba (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 5, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 22, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Nuru (Guest) on September 11, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Nuru (Guest) on September 6, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 16, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Husna (Guest) on August 14, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
George Tenga (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Zawadi (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
John Malisa (Guest) on July 29, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Hashim (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Nasra (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 12, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Neema (Guest) on June 29, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Maneno (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Zubeida (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mwanais (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nyota (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Nashon (Guest) on May 5, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Yusra (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Halima (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
John Malisa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Zawadi (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Jaffar (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 14, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
Muslima (Guest) on February 8, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Jamal (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Shani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!